Cabbage Man Cometh!

This is the legendary Cabbage Man of Old London Town. In the late 18th Century he terrorised the cobbled streets after dark. He was often spotted approaching young ladies, disguised as a well heeled gentleman. He would, at the last moment, throw aside his top hat and fake mustache with a flourish to reveal his true identity. Many a young lass fainted at the sudden sight of the little green bastard, but not Felicity Marwood, who, upon being confronted with his wrinkled green visage, whipped out a stiletto blade and sliced off a leaf or two. Cabbage Man was never seen again. Although some say he simply left London for pastures new.